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I've never counted them, but I guess I must have about
300 pairs of shorts in my Museum. Several full footie kits. A load of
trackies. Even some shell suits (remember them? Your dad wore one in the
'80s and you cringed at him). |
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Which makes me, I guess, mad. I am never without my shorts on (except in
the bath, and even then ...). I don't own any underwear - don't need any,
wearing shorts the whole time. I wear my kit to work under my whistle. I
wear my kit to the pub. I founded SportsAndShorts for other shorts lovers to
get together and get bladdered together ... in their kits. |
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Trouble is, I can't be doing with all the modern baggy kits. I like them
*tight*, and I like them *shiny* ... but most of all, I like them ***old***!
Hence the Shorts Museum, to show off my old school shorts, my '80s running
shorts (mmm, side vents!) and some of the most scuzzy shorts you could ever
imagine. Obscene, some of them. |
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Feel free to browse through the Foyer, with my normal kits
('cause I know that's what you boyz like to see), and the Upper Galleries,
where I display the true dinosaurs and dodos, the veritable Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Titch of the world of recherché and retro shorts. |
Your Curator,
David Overkamp
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